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Keep It Simple Survival!: Oh, My Aching Arse!
Haven’t these idiots been watchin’ the news??!!!! Can’t they look out the window and see the foreclosed and for sale signs??!!!! Y’all see, this is what is absolutely, fundamentally wrong with government at all levels! They’re facing budget shortfalls. So what do they do? Increase the revenue!!! It’s easy, don’t you see??!!! If ya ain’t got enough cash to pay the bills, get some more!! Ol’ Average Joe won’t mind!! Jeezus H. Christ!!!! Why the hell don’t they just shoot me now and get it over with??!!!! I sure as hell wish I could just tell my boss I need an extra $400 a month, because that’s about what I’m short for paying the bills!! I can just hear the reply: “sure dude, no problem. Lemme cut ya a check….” Right, and pigs will fly!